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Misleading store name

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, May 15, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    So I drove by this place today called the Bible Mart. Well, I felt getting some amens and hallejauhs going so when I stopped to let my partner make a run to McD's, I dialed 411 to get the number to this here Bible Mart place. Before I want to purchase something, I need to know the price.

    So I got the number and was connected. Some store employee answered, "how may I help you?"

    "Well, I need the price on The Satanic Bible."

    "What did you say?"

    "The Satanic Bible."

    "Sir, what church is that?"

    "The Church of Satan."

    Well, ole boy was taken aback by all this talk of Lucifer. So he says to give him a minute, he needs to look on the computer to see if they carry it. Yeah right, he's gathering the troops to pray for my soul. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Takes him about 3 minutes to get back to me.

    "Sir, we don't carry that here."

    "What do you mean? You are the Bible Mart and you don't carry the Satanic Bible?"

    "No sir, we are a Christian store."

    At this point, I had to hang up before I blew up from holding the laughter.

    Think next week I'll call back and ask for the manager. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    thats so awesome

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    Use your "Satan" voice when you ask for the manager, that should go over well. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Use your "Satan" voice when you ask for the manager, that should go over well.

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif...and threaten a discrimination suit. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    So I drove by this place today called the Bible Mart. Well, I felt getting some amens and hallejauhs going so when I stopped to let my partner make a run to McD's, I dialed 411 to get the number to this here Bible Mart place. Before I want to purchase something, I need to know the price.

    So I got the number and was connected. Some store employee answered, "how may I help you?"

    "Well, I need the price on The Satanic Bible."

    "What did you say?"

    "The Satanic Bible."

    "Sir, what church is that?"

    "The Church of Satan."

    Well, ole boy was taken aback by all this talk of Lucifer. So he says to give him a minute, he needs to look on the computer to see if they carry it. Yeah right, he's gathering the troops to pray for my soul. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Takes him about 3 minutes to get back to me.

    "Sir, we don't carry that here."

    "What do you mean? You are the Bible Mart and you don't carry the Satanic Bible?"

    "No sir, we are a Christian store."

    At this point, I had to hang up before I blew up from holding the laughter.

    Think next week I'll call back and ask for the manager. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey $7.99 + shipping through Amazon
     
  10. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    That's okay, I have plenty of toilet paper in the house and that's a little overpriced for a piece of garbage.
     
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    This is why we love our BRB. :bow: :haha:
     
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    I just picked a random page from the archives and looked at it.
     

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