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Missing rooster

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    The Missing Rooster:
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    >The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept
    >in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before Mass, he
    >went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew
    >about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in
    >Church. During Mass, he asked the congregation,
    >
    >"Has anybody got a cock?"
    >
    >All the men stood up.
    >
    >"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
    >
    >All the women stood up.
    >
    >"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that
    >doesn't belong to them?"
    >
    >Half the women stood up.
    >
    >"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
    >
    >Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
    >
     
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