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MJ Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lady bog, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. lady bog

    lady bog 1/2 ton status

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    Why does Michael Jackson wear little boys underwear around his arm?

    It's a patch, he's trying to quit.

    What's the best thing to watch at a Michael Jackson concert?

    Your children.

    I hope I don't catch hell for this /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    What did the lady say to Michael Jackson while they were on the beach?

    Excuse me, you're in my sun.



    Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Cub Scouts?

    He was going through two packs a day.

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  3. lady bog

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif hahaha. Those are good ones. I don't think they get old.
     
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    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?

    BECAUSE THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM!!!

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    Why does MJ shop at K-Mart?

    He heard kids pants were 1/2 off!
     
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    What does michael Jackson have in common with a McDonald's hamburger?

    35 year old meat between 6 year old buns
     

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