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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

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    > >"Hello?"
    > > > >
    > > > >"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
    > > > >
    > > > >"No, Daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
    > > > >
    > > > >After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you havent got an Uncle
    Frank,
    > > >honey!"
    > > > >
    > > > >"Oh Yes, I do, and hes upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right
    >now!"
    > > > >
    > > > >"Uh, Okay, then......heres what I want you do. Put down the
    phone,
    >run
    > > >upstairs and knock on the
    > > > >bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddys car
    just
    > >pulled
    > > >up outside the house."
    > > > >
    > > > >"Okay, Daddy!"
    > > > >
    > > > >A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
    "Well,
    >I
    > >did
    > >
    > > >what you said, Daddy."
    > > > >
    > > > >"And what happened?" he asks.
    > > > >
    > > > >"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
    on and
    > >ran
    > > >around screaming, then
    > > > >she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window
    and now
    > >shes
    > >
    > > >all dead."
    > > > >
    > > > >"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
    > > > >
    > > > >"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
    scared
    >and
    > >he
    > > >jumped out the back
    > > > >window into the swimming pool.....but he must have forgot that
    last
    > >week
    > > >you took out all the
    > > > >water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and
    now
    > >he's
    > > >all real dead too."
    > > > >
    > > > >***long pause***
    > > > >
    > > > >Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039??
     

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