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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the
    >woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
    >"Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely
    >contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly...
    >"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.." Mommy tells him to slow
    >down.
    >She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the
    >playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
    >back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her
    >take
    >off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
    >Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
    >
    >At this point, Mommy cuts him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    >interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
    >to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
    >
    >At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
    >starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying
    >down on the seat, and... "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
    >Mommy
    >and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
    >
    >(Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!!)
     
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