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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bobsurf, Feb 6, 2003.

  1. bobsurf

    bobsurf 1/2 ton status

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    Question:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.
    In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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    Liberal Answer:


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
    man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
    inspiring him to attack? Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
    of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to
    wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me?
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
    a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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    Conservative Answer:


    BANG!
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    Texan's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds


    of clip being ejected and fresh magazine being
    installed)
    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"
    Son: "Mom's right. Dad. I saw it too..."
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"
     
  2. ntaj*ep

    ntaj*ep 1/2 ton status

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    Very very good one. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. Beast388

    Beast388 1/2 ton status

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    Hell ya!!
    I like that one!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
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    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    Yep. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  6. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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  7. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"
    Son: "Mom's right. Dad. I saw it too..."
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"

    [/ QUOTE ]
    damn strait shoot till he dont move no more and then shoot him a few more times just for good measure/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. StoneyK5

    StoneyK5 1/2 ton status

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    Who is this Liberal dipsh!t, and why does he have a Glock .40... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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