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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got &g! t; more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her pan ties and threw them down the stairs at me I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
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    Oh sh!^ that is funny!
     
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    Uh oh...bad deal for those of us w/ vasectomy's! :p: :D
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    You are one lucky man to pass that test even though there was another thoughts going through your head.
     
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    for a minute there i was what kinda nutty fam would do that? :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I've got some beachfront property in Nevada I'd like to sell you for a very special price............. :rolleyes: :D
     
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    wow i hope his replt was a joke too
     
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    Getting snipped doesn't protect you from STD's... :o :crazy: :laugh:
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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    great !!! :haha:
     
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    Hook, line, and sinker. That there is fudged up.

    John
     
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    Haha, that is hilarious! Man that would suck if that really happened though :doah:
     

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