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more blonde joke's

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoSmog73, May 27, 2002.

  1. NoSmog73

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    more blonde joke\'s

    1.How did the blonde die raking leaves?
    She fell out of the tree!


    2.What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
    Islands In The Stream.


    3.A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette
    tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on.
    After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's
    seen any cops.
    "Yes," says the blonde"Are their lights on?

    The blonde has to think for a moment, then says,
    "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."


    4.How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
    There's M&M shells all over the floor.


    5.A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."
    The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

    The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

    Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

    The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

    She says, "Bud Light."

    A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

    The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

    The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"



    6.Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?
    She burned her lips on the tailpipe!


    7.What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
    Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.


    8.How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.
    She kicks the car door open.


    9.Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
    A: They're both screwed on their back.


    10.Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.
    She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory.
    She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job
    because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything
    because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

    11.After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and
    saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

    The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!'' ...
     
  2. Stickseler

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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    Whay do blondes like tilt steering??

    More head room /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    Yes I married a blonde. And yes she smiled when she walked down the aisle. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Laughing hardest at the last one...the Elmo factory blonde!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    The elmo one is really funny man
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    LMAO @ #4 & #8 /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    #6 wasn't this girl, was she?

    [​IMG]

    Every thread needs PICS!
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    Don't ever try to teach a blonde how to drive in the rain.
    they watch the wipers
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    [​IMG] Oh my YUMMY
     
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    Re: more blonde joke\'s

    here gomer, you cant use 2 http's
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
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    so why are you trying to post this again?

    can i get a WANKER nomination here? SOMEONE PLEASE DOCUMENT THIS , HEY BUBBA RAY /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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