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More Darwin Awards...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ugly_blazer, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. ugly_blazer

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    Copy/pasted from an email:

    [2004's Darwin Awards - an annual honor given to the person
    who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing them-
    selves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.]

    A young man needed to get drunk cheap because he had no
    money. He decided on the next best thing after alcohol - he
    mixed gasoline with milk. His creative concoction made him
    ill and he promptly threw up into his home's fireplace. The
    resulting explosion and fire burned down his house and
    killed him and his sister.

    Three men were flying in an aircraft at low altitude when
    they decided to have a little fun with the occupants of
    another plane in the air. While they mooned the passengers
    of the other plane, they lost control of their own aircraft
    and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with
    their pants firmly placed around their ankles.

    A man was killed when he attempted to use octopus straps to
    bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Police said Eric
    Barcia taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one
    end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle
    at Lake Accotink Park, and made his big jump right into the
    pavement. A police spokesman said the length of the cord was
    longer than the distance between the trestle and the ground.
    Cause of death was ruled as "major trauma."
     
  2. darkshadow

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    REPOST!!!!!!!!
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  3. ugly_blazer

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  4. Capman2k

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    I kinda like french toast..... /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  5. backyardbuilt

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    Didn't see it the first but those were great!!!!
     

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