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More on France

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Mar 9, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    It's official folks, France is surrendering to us.......... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
    > drawbacks
    > > it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
    > > -- Mark Twain
    > >
    > > "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
    > > behind me."
    > > -- General George S. Patton
    > >
    > >
    > > "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
    > > -- Marge Simpson
    > >
    > > "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
    > > -- Jacques Chirac, President of France
    > >
    > > "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
    > > -- Rush Limbaugh,
    > >
    > > "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
    > > sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
    > > -- Regis Philbin
    > >
    > > "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
    > better,
    > > on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
    > > Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than
    > > sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
    > > -- P.J. O'Rourke (1989)
    > >
    > > "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
    > > 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
    > > face for it."
    > > -- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
    > >
    > > "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
    > hates
    > > America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
    > > -- Conan O'Brien
    > >
    > > "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
    > Saddam
    > > out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
    > > France!"
    > > -- Jay Leno
    > >
    > > "The last time the French asked for "more proof" it came marching into
    > Paris
    > > under a German flag."
    > > -- David Letterman
    > >
    > > How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds
    the
    > > bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
    > >
    > > The next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
    > >
    > >
     
  2. Swanson52

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    I had meant to ask ya....what exactly is the lineage behind Boudreaux? /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    If y'all really want to know, I'll tell ya..................................... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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