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more redneck humor

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by riz, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue>Redneck humor

    Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
    When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

    How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
    There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
    Documentaries.

    Where was the toothbrush invented?
    Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

    A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
    "Bout wut?"

    Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
    The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

    Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
    Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

    A new law recently passed in West Virginia:
    When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL legally brother and sister.

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

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  2. UseYourBlinker

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
    There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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    LMAO!! Now that's funny!



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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  3. NoAngel

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    How do you know if you're a Redneck?

    If you think the last four words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines!" [​IMG]

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    It's never too late to have a happy childhood[​IMG]
     
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    you might be a redneck if---- you rebuild your engine and have parts left over

    gime a bucket of chicken with extra skin!
     
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    Ahh thanks Riz, I needed that...[​IMG]

    <font color=blue> I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
     
  6. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wheeling pics
     
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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL legally brother and sister.


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    Lara, now that is nasty!!!! Kinda looks like my neighbor. I'm gonna go be sick.
    Shawnboy.

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