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more redneck humor

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    What do you call a bunch of tractors sitting outside a McDonalds in Arkansas?
    Senior Prom.

    What's a Rednecks idea of foreplay?
    Hey sis, get in the back of the truck.

    How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm?
    E I E I O

    What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Alabama Boy? –
    A tattoo.

    How do you know you're at a Redneck wedding?
    Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

    What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?
    Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer.

    What's the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
    Well, the good ol' boy wants to raise livestock while the redneck
    wants to get emotionally involved.

    The only intellectual redneck I've ever met was the one that didn't move his lips when he reads

    An Arkansas redneck married an American Indian and they wanted to name their baby so as to reflect both races. They called it Running Dummy...

    What’s the ultimate red neck pickup line?
    Nice tooth.
  2. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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  3. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

    Dec 19, 2001
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    Milltown NJ 08850 NJ sucks
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