What do you call a bunch of tractors sitting outside a McDonalds in Arkansas? Senior Prom. What's a Rednecks idea of foreplay? Hey sis, get in the back of the truck. How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? E I E I O What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Alabama Boy? – A tattoo. How do you know you're at a Redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer. What's the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck? Well, the good ol' boy wants to raise livestock while the redneck wants to get emotionally involved. The only intellectual redneck I've ever met was the one that didn't move his lips when he reads An Arkansas redneck married an American Indian and they wanted to name their baby so as to reflect both races. They called it Running Dummy... What’s the ultimate red neck pickup line? Nice tooth.