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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Feb 6, 2002.

  1. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    TOP EIGHT MORONS

    1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

    AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he
    lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance
    package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

    2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

    Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
    gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten
    tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing
    beside them in the police line, shouting "Please come out and give
    yourself up."

    3. WHAT WAS PLAN "B" ???

    An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
    forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where
    the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

    4. THE GETAWAY!

    A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the
    money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he
    tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
    until police showed up and grabbed him.

    5. DID I SAY THAT???

    Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
    couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each
    man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll
    shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

    6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??

    A man (in L.A.) spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is
    pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this
    her first
    child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

    7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!

    In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying
    to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a
    thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to
    keep his hand in his pocket.

    And the top Moron goes to...

    8. THE GRAND FINALE

    Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour
    east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, who where new to boating,
    were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't
    get their brand new 22-foot going. It was very sluggish in almost
    every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an
    hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking
    someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside
    check revealed everything in perfect working condition -- the engine
    ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, and the prop was the correct
    size and pitch. Eventually, one of the marina guys jumped in the
    water to check underneath. He came up choking on water because he was
    laughing so hard.

    NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE!

    Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

    Rene

    <font color=green>Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!</font color=green>
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    Oh my gosh, those are great!

    Ratch
    CK5 album
    Your ad here.
     
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    <font color=orange>LMAO</font color=orange>

    <font color=orange>SEAN<font color=orange>

    [​IMG]<font color=orange>79 K20(duh) D44, FF 14bolt, built 350,TH350,NP203,9"lift</font color=orange>[​IMG]
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmfao dumb a$$es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wheeling pics
     
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    I ashamed to admit, I 've forgotten the drain plug once or twice, but realized quickly.

    but COME AWWN, to forget or not know your're supposed to take the boat off the trailer. Geez. That's a good one.

    John

    <font color=blue>"When all else fails, read the instructions, or get a bigger hammer"</font color=blue>
     
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    I nominate all of them for the Darwin award!! [​IMG]



    <font color=red>Only real men drive K30's!!!</font color=red> [​IMG]

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    Number 7 (Modesto is just south of here), we made fun of this moron for weeks and pretended to hold each other up in the same manor....

    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.chevycagal.homestead.com/steph.html>Steph's Webpage</a>
    "Grace is knowing when to be a lady and when to say "Ah, bite me, outta my way!"
     
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    Those Stories put a [​IMG] on my face [​IMG]



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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    <font color=purple> It makes me feel like the smartest man in the world !!

    L8r,
    . Riz . <a target="_blank" href=http://www.geocities.com/rizmonkey>www.geocities.com/rizmonkey</a>

    <font color=purple> monkeys steal my underwear at night
     
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    Unfortunately, none of them qualify for the Darwin award because none of them made it impossible for themselves to reproduce.

    <font color=blue>Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
     
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    I wonder if they were blonde??? Some pretty funny stuff though.

    <font color=purple>If you want life to run smoothly...You must grease it with some ATTITUDE!!!!</font color=purple>
     
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    RENE,, you know that STUPID PEOPLE hate when you make fun of them.

    9/11/01..Never forget...Never forgive
     
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    "I see dumb people..."

    Rene

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    Bump for an oldy but goody!
     
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    Californians... :rolleyes:
     
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    It's sad to say but I dropped our 16' alumicraft off the trailer once. Forgot to lock the winch, pulled it halfway up the ramp. THUD!

    THAT was embarrassing.
     
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    Remember, Never argue with a moron. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
     
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    lake isabella is on the other side of the hill from me, heard that one before
     
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    Here's an update to this list.
    From the Detroit free press newspaper recently.
    The Troy (MI) city council has denied the resteraunt chain Hooters a liquor license. The reason they gave is, "They don't fit the image we are trying to present at that location." The location in question is on Big Beaver Expressway:haha:
     
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    has anyone ever tried putting these into snopes? sounds bogus to me, is anyone really this dumb?

    j
     

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