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Muffin Man

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    This is some funny lyrics right here ha ha:haha: :bow: :haha: :D



    The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
    Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
    Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
    Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
    He turns to us and speaks:

    Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
    Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
    Yuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
    Later he says:

    Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
    There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey
    Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn’t know nuthin’

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he only was a-puffin’
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin’
     
  2. hi pinion

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    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn’t know nuthin’

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he only was a-puffin’
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin’


    HAAAAAAA:haha:
     
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  4. hi pinion

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    She THOUGHT he was a man..........
















    but he was a muffin:D :haha:
     
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    Qua? Gran en flambe?
     
  6. hi pinion

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    Its Frank Zapaa, pretty abstract stuff man. Too bad nobody liked it. Baaaaa.:haha: I thought it was funny :laugh:
     
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    frank zappa rules....just wasent in the muffin man mood ;D
     
  8. hi pinion

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    you should check out :D

    #1 willie the pimp

    #2 my guitar wants to kill your momma

    #3 tittes and beer

    im finding the songs are real diverse man, like he goes from jazz fusion, straight on to some weird abstract stuff. :D Real cool from a musician standpoint. :D

    God bless hi soul.
     
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    Frank Zappa....

    :haha: I had a few cassettes of his..one "song" I recall was "A Horny Little Jewish Princess":D ...one line goes.."she's got overworked gums,and squeaks when she comes"....:p:
    and the "Bobby Brown" song..something about sticking a spindle up your butt til it makes you scream...:eek1:

    and one song with the lines "She had my balls in a vise,but she left the dick--I guess its still hooked on,but now it shoots too quick!"...

    Another one I cant recall the title of is right up Hi-Pinions alley!..

    "My toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon"
    The plumber he told me,NEVER flush a tampoon!"

    This great information cost me half a weeks pay"
    "And the toilet blew up later on the same day!"...:haha:

    Frank Zappa...definately one of those "out there" artists!...R.I.P. Frank!
     
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    I love it when people actually take the time and talk a little smack in my threads, it makes me feel all special and stuff hu hu hu:haha:

    Your toilet diddnt go crazy BTW, it just diddnt WANT your ass anymore! :haha:


    Toilet rock,,,,HU :D


    Wiilie the pimp is hardcore btw, that song rocks.Check it out.


    Ive heard the Jewish Princess song , its okaaay i suppose. I dare you to play that song real loud in a real bad neighborhood!!!! :haha: j/k

    Have fun,

    Jake
     

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