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My 8 year old cracks me up

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Stickseler

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    He goes to one of thoes "Arts, Science & Math" magnet school......Read bleeding heart liberal 98% minority / 90 % lunch program...But I digress

    So today they are getting ready for the school play they do later in the year. The teacher comes in and tells all of them "Welcome to theater class, I am going to teach all of you to be thesbians, do any of you know what that is?"

    At which point my child raises his hand and the teacher calls on him thinking it would be impressive for a 3rd grader to know what it was.

    He says " Yes I do.........and no you are not turning me Gay" :haha: :haha: :haha:

    The teacher called the school office where his Grandmother works in hysterics, said she had a hard time explaing that he was wrong with a straight face.

    Just had to share.
     
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    You had better take your boy out for Pizza and Ice Cream.
     
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    I was at a freinds house, the little neighbor girl walks in and says her dog is in the yard we ask what kind of dog is it and she says my dad calls it a sh*t zu. Kids crack me up
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Dodged that bullet. :waytogo: :D
     
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    Funnay!! He definately deserves a reward.

    John
     

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