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My annual Christmas poem- as requested

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Dec 24, 2006.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Corey was wondering if was gonna post up my CK5 Christmas poem. I'd actually forgotten about it this year. So, here you go, lads.

    First posted by me Dec. 24, 2001-

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    I sat all alone
    The computer screen glowing
    with my second home.

    The children were sleeping
    all sound in their beds.
    The wife said "GET UP HERE!!!!!"
    "In a second....." I said

    I was reading the stories
    of boys and their trucks,
    of Jimmys and Blazers,
    of good and bad luck!!!

    When all of a sudden
    I heard a strange noise
    out in my garage
    where I keep all my toys(GULP!!!)

    I slipped on my runners
    and ran out the door
    towards the garage
    "Man, is my back SORE!!!!"

    I couldn't believe
    the sight that I saw-
    A huge lifted Blazer
    'bout 11 feet tall !!!

    The auto door opener
    was whining and creaking
    so to the window
    I started sneaking.

    I almost fell over
    when I peeked inside
    because there stood Santa
    "My God, that's his ride??!!!!"

    The joy that I felt
    when I saw what he brought
    made my heart pitter-patter
    and my eyes fill with dots.

    For on the garage floor
    he laid down so nicely
    an assortment of parts
    that were SO very pricey!!!!

    A 60, a Raptor,
    some very sweet springs,
    and a lovely door panel
    with almost no dings!!!

    His head swung around,
    and he looked in my eye
    and he ran to his Blazer
    without a goodbye......

    "On Octane, on Lift Kit,
    on Rancho, on Piston,
    on SparkPlug, on Crankshaft,
    on Swamper, on Igniton"

    I cried as he drove off
    'cuz the dust hurt my eyes;)
    "To all CK5ers
    keep the spirit ALIVE!!!"



    To all my Brothers and Sisters at CK5.........

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Storm Trooper

    Storm Trooper 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Pretty darn cool!
    Now that would make me drool!! :bow:
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Well it wouldn't be a CK5 Christmas with out it now would it:wink1:
     
  4. CDA 455

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    How many threads is the poem going to be posted on :D ?!

    This is the second one I've seen :wink1: !
     
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    Good work!
     
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    Nice job. :bow: Merry Christmas Brother.:xmas:
     
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    :bow::bow: Merry christmas, Brother:D
     
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    [​IMG] Santa upgraded to a 4 link, Rockwells, Boggers and Nitrous!

    Merry Christmas! :waytogo:

    Manny
     
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    Hmm... I don't think I have read that before? Bad memory...
     
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    The poem is awesome Paul. Great work! :D
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: MERRY CHRISTMAS PAUL..
     
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    We missed this this year?
     
  14. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I don't think it's been bumped in a couple of years, Nathey........

    Almost looks like it's time for a rewrite, anyways. Who the fock runs a Raptor tranny these days??????:rotfl:
     
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    Just now saw this, very nice Can Can! :thumb:
    I hope everybody had a merry Christmas! :xmas:
     
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    w00t!!! fawsome mang. This is a christmas tradition that definitely rocks. :thumb:
     
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    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    I dig it. ;)
     
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    That rocks! My wife got a chuckle out of it even!
     
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    Right on Paul. It made me smile.
     
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    Nothing 'bout doublers, 14bff, or NV4500's. COme to think of it, the big thing now is diesel conversions. Put that in your sleigh and fly it!

    Love the poem! Maybe drop the Sub-culture calendar idea and go for a CK5 Christmas story book and change it every year to reflect the trends:D
     

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