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My balls itch and my tool box is dented

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cegusman, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. cegusman

    cegusman 3/4 ton status

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    That is all
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    cover the dent with a magnet and mic your balls...
     
  3. pauly383

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    Use lotion after the shave , then no more itchiness :ignore:
     
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    cegusman 3/4 ton status

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    Dent covered, now old dent that was covered with moved magnet is showing again. Don't have a mic so I can't mic my balls, and they still itch
     
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    jarheadk5 1/2 ton status

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    Four words for ya:


    Gold Bond Medicated Powder

    :D :D :haha: :haha:
     
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    Quit slapping your balls up against your cheap toolbox and you won't put dent's in it . If your ball's itch , stick them in the vise :eek1: It will take your mind off the itching :D
     
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    Prognosis
    Treatment for jock itch is quick and usually effective, but the condition often comes back. The following people should be especially vigilant to prevent the problem from returning:
    • Athletes
    • People with fungal infections that affect other parts of the body (such as athlete's foot)
    • People who wear tight clothing
    • People with damaged or altered immune systems
    • People with dented and thinwall tool boxes
     
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    The only problem I can see with this is that lotion can lead to other things. Oh wait not really a problem is it.
     
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    Need pics for accurate prognosis:eek1: :haha: :haha:

    PLEASE DON'T.
     
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    HOOTUS!!!:p:
     
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    Pics coming up, hold on one sec.
     
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    Old Grampa Tom's top ten sure fire cures for dents and itches:

    1. Blowtorch and a Hammer

    2. Honey and Ants

    3. Ugly Girl and a Burlap Sack

    4. Dolphin and a Tuna

    5. Razor and a Shaky Hand

    6. Shotgun and a Badger

    7. Suction Cup and a Monkey

    8. Rubber Chicken and your Momma

    9. Margarita and a Pick Axe

    10. Sandpaper and a Jello Pudding
     

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