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my bike

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A Missionary realizes that the one thing he never taught the
    natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the
    forest.

    He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree. "

    The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little
    farther and the missionary points to a rock and says, "This is a
    rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock. "

    The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
    he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees
    a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
    The missionary is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a
    bike."

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
    kills them.

    The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
    spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each
    other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
    The chief replied, "My bike."
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Oh no ...... Riz go pee pee ! LOL !
     

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