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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryan22re, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. ryan22re

    ryan22re 1/2 ton status

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    [rant] so my wifes 15 year old cousin comes over. and sure enough, that little punk down the street comes knockin on the door about 15 minutes after she does. wants to hang out. so i have to feed this kid. cant go work on the truck cause we have company. cant get on ck5 because we have company. so i have to listen to this kid babble about running a 5 minute mile or some crap about some trip he took. so my wife suggests that they go for a walk around the block. finally some peace an quiet. snuck outside and fiddled with my new angle grinder. came back inside. red clay all over my carpet. seems that walking around the block means walking through the mud. WTF. why couldnt they been off drinking or doing drugs or screwing like normal 15 year olds? good thing for old mr daniels and his fine whiskey or i would have had to killed somebody. [/rant]
     
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    Stick his feet in the woodchipper.
     
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    Yeah sooo, you were doin the little guy, funny lookin' how?
     
  4. ryan22re

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    i dont have one.

    if i flip the lawnmower over think it will run long enough to get at least a leg or arm off?
     
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    Well you could always chase him with a weed eater.
     
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    you lost me...
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Sorry a vague Fargo refrence to the woodchipper...
     
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    Just don't let the popo see you putting the last of his leg in.
     
  9. ryan22re

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    thankfully everybody is gone now.

    but i know where he lives.

    he used to come and cut my lawn this summer. im sure i could make it look like an accident.
     
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    yeah like the folx in the darwin awards who tryed to use a lawn mower to trim the hedges, 2 guys lost both hands!!!
     

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