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My dumbass wife in her infinate fawking wisdom....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Nov 27, 2003.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    She decided to take the remote for the bigscreen and put it in a garbage bag instead of the drawer that is its home, for the move to the new house....Smart huh, cause someone (steptard dicky) hauled the garbage for once in his life...... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gifI may as well have been Bobbetted.... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  2. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    oh my god, just put the tv on comedy central and watch it...or spike tv and watch bond all day....
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    That would involve walking over and turning it on.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    well not really, start drinking, and throw caps and bottles at it..
     
  5. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    That would involve walking over and turning it on.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

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    so use the kid as a remote /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif fumes jr. channel up down volume up nope a little more nope a little more /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    That would involve walking over and turning it on.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

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    so use the kid as a remote /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif fumes jr. channel up down volume up nope a little more nope a little more /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Dude, when satellite TV was just starting, we had an old crank dish. Nothing like fine tuning the reception at night when it's 20 degrees and blowing snow...................Builds character /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Ya know I think Circuit City is open today. You got one of those around you?
     
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    That would involve walking over and turning it on.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

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    so use the kid as a remote /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif fumes jr. channel up down volume up nope a little more nope a little more /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    Dude, when satellite TV was just starting, we had an old crank dish. Nothing like fine tuning the reception at night when it's 20 degrees and blowing snow...................Builds character /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    free nudie channels though /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Define - steptard

    Cry not young grasshopper- you can purchase thee a new remote from thy nearest Village of Circuits.
     
  10. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Define - steptard

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    steptard= retarded stepson
     
  11. chevyfumes

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    To make things even nicer,I just ordered a new remote from Hitachi for 58 bucks and then discovered that steptard put the remote to my 27" trinitron for our bedroom in the bag as well..... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    damn someone needs a good ass chewing /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I think its time to trade that steptard in on a new model /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Asses have been chewed and as for steptard, he's 14 and ready for koleege, he can't wait to leave.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    lay the smak down mr. fumes /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    remotes are alive and well, I just found them completely buried in some box...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifThe funny part is the wife wanted me to say I was sorry... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifNOT!!!!
     
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    man, that poor steptard...he got all that crap from mister whiskey err fumes...
     
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    i would not chew out my stepson- for one i know if i had a stepfather and he began to chew me out i wouldn't listen, further angrifying him. knowing myself i would also then beat the ass of the one who just chewed mine. you lose the "you can't hit me i'm your father" thing. a little chewing is ok, but i wouldn't take it far. plus my friend leveled his stepdad a few months back for trying to take the keys t the car that his real father bought and sell the car... he now rents a house across town. just my thoughts- if you aren't their real parent- be careful and don't overstep your bounds. still, be a parent- but don't overstep your bounds, leave that to the mother. that's my opinion anyway.

    (all void if you raised the child from near birth (0-4)
     
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    I'm guessing your wife doesn't frequent this message board
     
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    I'm guessing your wife doesn't frequent this message board

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    that or he doesn't really want anything for christmas...
     

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