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My exploding toilet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sandman, Oct 30, 2002.

  1. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    There is not much worse than spending some "quality time" on the throne with a good 4x4 mag on your lap. The bad is when the tank that you are leaning on decides to crack and explode, sending toilet pieces and about three gallons of water down your pants. I wont go into the horrible details but I think my wife about hyperventilated due to laughing.
     
  2. BigMac

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    sure it was a 4x4 mag /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    why were you leaning back so hard?

    My step dad, the big fat ass, used to plop down on the seat with his 300+ pound but. Every so often he'd break the seat and pinch the [censored] out of himself... I took great pleasure in that /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif this is the first time I've heard of this...


    I bet that woke you up.... you didnt get the 4x4 mag wet did ya?
     
  3. delta9blazer

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    it would be interesting to explain that to the insurance agent if it ruined the carpets or something.
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    is the magazine ok??? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. Blaze

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    All I want to know is......how did you flush? Eeeeeeeewwwwww
     
  6. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    sure it was a 4x4 mag?

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    I plead the 5th. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    The large parts of the toilet had to be extracted from the bowl before a flushing was attempted. The flushing was done by dumping a bucket of water into the bowl. Horrible.
     
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    Nasty...what a mess! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif sorry
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. k5ntexas

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif hahahahahahahaha omg thats freakin hilarious. sorry to laugh but cmon i can't help it. that is also nasty. hope everything is okay. later.

    jacob
     
  10. jackedjimmy350

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    nothing out of the ordinary for me. theres a small explosion in my toilet every time i sit down. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  11. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Well, I feel for ya. Today, I walked into a public restroom where I'm currently working and found that some dumba** had shot man seed all over the toilet. Good thing I saw it /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifOh My God I can't breath. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif hahahahahaha /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif thats freakin nasty. that woulda sucked if ya sat in it. later.

    jacob
     
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    now that is funny, no wonder your wife couldn't breathe /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    did you at least get to finish?
     
  17. Sandman

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    man seed all over the toilet. Good thing I saw it

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    A good thing to find public man seed? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  18. k5ntexas

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    its better than seein it than not seein it and sittin on it ya know? later.

    jacob
     
  19. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Would you rather ole Bubba Ray do a stealth bomb run and get splunged? That's wrong, just plain wrong......
     
  20. Sandman

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    You guys read me wrong. I meant it in the way like you had found a prize. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     

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