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My health screening

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 8_YOUR_H2, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. 8_YOUR_H2

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    OK so in an attempt to control health care costs my employer hired a company to do health screening on each of its employees. We had to fill out a form and one of the questions was how often do you do a self testical exam. I was like, well informally I have my hands on them at least 4043928309849056 times a day but never for a good reason. Maybe an itch or something but thats it.

    So after they prick my finger, weigh me, check my height, BMI etc etc....they take me into this room and one of the topis was the lack of self examination. I was like...hey I am all over myself as often as I can be, does that count...and he laughed. So in essence I am just trying to add to the recent dumb posts made by some lost myspace kids who landed on ck5. This post is meaningless and meant to be kinda funny. Please feel free to pad or hijack at will.

    Game on.
     
  2. BranndonC

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    I<3YOU!!!!!oneone!!!11
     
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    The funnay has arrived:haha:
     
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    You sideways nutsacked him?
     
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    no, i less than 3'd him :D
     
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    I am feeling the need to check that my bowels are functioning properly. I get that way whenever I think of myspace dorks. (!)

    John
     
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    Turn your head, and snicker................:haha:
     

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