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My new bumper sticker.... WHAT DOES YOUR'S SAY?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by google, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. google

    google 1/2 ton status

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    My crazy ex just sent me a fathers day card with a bumper sticker inside. It said

    BACK OFF!!!!
    I HAVE KIDS, A PILE A BILLS, A CRAPPY CAR
    AND NOTHING TO LOSE!!!
     
  2. 3 on the tree

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    Mine says "My child was inmate of the month".
     
  3. mrk5

    mrk5 The Sticker Guy Moderator Vendor GMOTM Winner Author

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    My "Let's Rock" sticker is the closest thing I have to a bumper sticker.
    [​IMG]

    I am thinking of adding a "Built not Bought" sticker to my bumper though.
     
  4. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I usually don't like bumper stickers on bumpers , but I have a North American Fishing Club Life Member sticker , CK5 member sticker , America United sticker , and Thumper stuck a Canadian maple leaf sticker on there which I think is Canadian Air Force :D
     
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    I hate bumper stickers... But I keep meaning to put a couple radio station static stickers in my window...
     
  6. gambit420s

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    i own a 3/4" stencil cutter and nothing with non-rattle can paint so i like rotating messages on my cars/trucks
    here are a few ive used or will use in the future:

    "Die yuppie scum"
    "$60,000 and it didn't come with turn signals?"
    "Help support America; Move to China"
    "SMOKE CRACK: it's like Wal-mart, but without all the side effects"
    "Theres nothing wrong with this planet that a nuclear holocaust wouldn't fix"
    "How's my driving? Call (865)388-1890, so I can yell at you"
    "**** your honda"(also my favorite hat)
    "If you're going be on my ass, can you at least give me a reach-around?"
    "Wow, I love your sport compact, Now, stay right there for just a second..."
    "APC(logo), if you're gonna buy crap, buy our crap"
    "You want the truth? You can't afford the truth"
    "If I die, will you promise to still be a dumbass?"
    "The nicest people I've ever met were dead"
    "If I kick out your taillights; they'll still be clear"
    "My ass has more downforce than your spoiler"
    "OxyContin, If its good enough for the president's kids, its good enough for yours"
    "Please pass me, so I can ram you"
    "Crackheads are people too"
    "Hang up and die" with the R and V in drive x'ed out in blood-looking red paint
    "After daddy's WAR ON DRUGS, this WAR ON TERROR thing doesn't seem like such a good idea..."
    "CAUTION Driver has 12ga, and no morals"
    "Place car here \/"
    "Krispy Kreme(logo) Official sponsor of the Knoxville Police Department" (A county sheriff thought this was hilarious)
    A magnetic US flag, upside down in the sign of distress w/ "Dont trust your government"
    "Conceived in 1979 - Polluting your world ever since"(me and my truck are both 1980 models)
    "This car does more offroading than your Hummer"(1986 audi 4000)
    "Trespassers will be sexually violated"(on a cargo container and the back wall of my shop)
    a "Home Depot(logo) My toy store" bumper sticker with "my toy store" replaced with "SUX"(on my construction sales delivery truck)

    some are funny, some are sad, all except the first are of my own creation
     
  7. mr_beer

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    Mine says "follow me to HOOTERS"
     
  8. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I don't have any stickers on my truck(except for a small "ColoradoK5.com" sticker on my slider), but my new favorite goes like this:

    THINK FAST, HIPPIE!!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  9. GEORGIA GABE

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    Here Are Mine

    [​IMG]
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  10. google

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    That one is my favorite
     
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    mine is" lowriders are for little boys that cant get it up"
     
  12. google

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    I think they should make one that says

    if you can read this, i'm about to slam on the breaks
     
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    mine are in the crusher!

    My 74 K20 I junked had all the bumper stickers!...they read:

    " A Tisket, A Tasket, A CONDOM Or A Casket"!

    "Its NEVER Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood"!

    " DON'T TAILGATE ME!--Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windsheild!"

    "Stay Back 300 Feet!!--Watch for falling parts!"

    "This Chevy Truck Eats Fords,and Sh*** Mopars!"

    My van has a few too...

    " Dont Laugh--your DAUGHTER might be inside!"
    " Save the Trees!--Eat a Beaver!"
    "Eat Your Honey--A Million Bears Can't Be Wrong"!
    "If A$$holes Were Airplanes,This Town Would Be An Airport!"
    "Beam Me Up Scotty--No Intelligent Life here"....
     
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    I just took mine off of my 87. I have a potential buyer coming to look at it sat. anyway, I had ones that said:

    "Is your church BATF approved" ( regarding waco)

    " Peace through superior firepower"

    and the standard NRA and NASCAR stickers.

    In the back window of my Camaro, I have my official kid rock bumper sticker, that has a picture of his eagle back tattoo and says "american badass", and it's right next to a " W " campaign sticker.

    That one causes lots of discussion.

    Tom
     
  16. BlazerFarm

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    Here's the one on the back of my '90 K5. The last time I bought tires at Discount Tires about a third of the sales staff went out in the garage and were laughing at it. I was wondering if any of them were French.


    [​IMG]
     
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    i Prefer to use my back window
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    I have two Harley Davidson Clings, a Dale Jr. CLing, two Iowa Lakes community college parking passes, My No Fear Sticker(I have one on the back window of my blazer in the same spot), My ColoradoK5.com Offical Member sticker, And on my box side I have ColoradoK5.com stickers, A FFA Sticker on my vent window driversside door.

    And I also have a K&N sticker right above my No Fear sticker now.
     
  18. PhoenixZorn

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    No bumper stickers on the K5s, but my Stanza has "got Rice." over the exhaust pipe... when I put the sticker on, I put a 4 inch exhaust tip on it so it would be more fitting. Since then, my tip fell off and I haven't gotten a new one. I also have a front windshield sticker that says Wasted Fuel Racing, and my rear window has my business advertisement, which has had the wrong phone number and business name for about a year and a half.
     
  19. jarheadk5

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    I had two on my '93 Laser while I was down in Jacksonville:

    "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
    "The beatings will continue until morale improves"


    This is my flight helmet from when I was in the Corps:
    [​IMG]
    At one time I had "Scream if parts fall off", then "Get in, sit down, shut up, hang on" on my helmet. The reflective tape had to be stripped and reapplied periodically though, so there was some forced rotation.
    We were flying cross-country one summer (MCAS Miramar to NAS Willow Grove) and all 4 aircraft in the flight had "Follow me to HOOTERS!" stickers on the tail cowlings. We got some laughs from the ground crews at our fuel stops....
     
  20. jekbrown

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    I like the "10 out of 10 terrorists agree, anyone but Bush".

    I oughta make one on my puter some day... Ive wanted one lately that says "what you're driving isn't an SUV, its a tall minivan you paid way to much for".

    so tired of the stupid POS lame pointless "tall minivans" that GM/Furd/BMW/Dodge/Mercedes and others are producing these days. Yeah yeah, they make what people will buy, whatever. They are still stupid. :)

    j
     

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