Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

My wife kicks A**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    She always treats me great but since I got the snippus testiculus:eek1: yesterday she has been treating me like a king.



    Just had, all from scratch: cole slaw, cheddar jalapeno hush puppies, and corn meal breaded fried tilapia (don't catch catfish very often up here but it was fresh at least).

    Topped off with a couple of chocolate/cherry martinis.


    And I am finding that vodka and vicodin are VERY compatible.




    He of the (temporarily) hairless nads is very full and happy right now.
     
  2. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    May 7, 2004
    Posts:
    9,070
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hickory, N.C.
    Hopefully, we'll be spared the photos...............:doah:
     
  3. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    Definitely. I think even the flash might hurt at this point.
     
  4. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA
    I didn't do anything but lay around with something cold on my nads after mine. They were sore for a week or two. That is a long 6 weeks to wait......
     
  5. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    What!!! They told me a week or so before "activity", just wouldn't be uhhh, duds for 6-10.
     
  6. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA
    Yeah well this was 5 or so years ago. They told me to wait until after i went in a cup and got the results back, so I waited and enjoyed tha day after the test
     
  7. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA
    My wife took care of me afterwards too. The valium didn't really hit me until right before i walked into the office. Wow, what a time that was making it to the office.
     
  8. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    Yeah, I was a little concerned about the whole 10MG valium and novacaine plan, but it was OK.
     
  9. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA
    What about that first shot they gave you?


    MINE HURT LIKE A %$#@#$%%^

    Oh and get this when they went to cauterize (sp?) me they didn't ground me, so I got a little jolt to the nads. I cursed at them and they asked if I felt it...................
     
  10. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    yeah, that smarted a bit.
     
  11. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2004
    Posts:
    8,224
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Colorado
    Those of us that had been contemplating the surgery now have a complete case of the heebie jeebies. :eek:
     
  12. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA
    It isn't that bad. In the end it is well worth it. I wieghed the odds between me and the wife and well if I got fixed it is an inpatient appointment and the failure percentage is way lower than her doing it.

    A little bit of pain, but alot of pleasure.

    Now if you want to hear some horror stories about it then sit back and grab a six pack ....... not me personally but a few friends I convinced into it after mine.
     
  13. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO

    Actually, much better than I thought. Some discomfort for sure but no real pain. The procedure itself was a breeze.


    Don't get the heebie jeebies James, it really wasn't bad. And hell, just the fact that the "List" has disappeared (at least for the weekend) is almost worth it alone.:haha:


    I'm trying to figure out if I can pull off "I feel good enough to go fishing but still need to be absolved of all tasks/responsibilities.":laugh:
     
  14. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2000
    Posts:
    38,584
    Likes Received:
    266
    Location:
    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Well like my wife, you should be getting treated like a king, because there will be the stimulating and producing of a sample in a week or so. And I told her "she" could obtain it one of two ways. By hand with a sample cup or she could just carry it in to the Dr.s office with puffy cheeks...:D
     
  15. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    May 4, 2001
    Posts:
    3,384
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hollister, CA
    When one of my friend's boyfriend got snipped I brought him 2 purple balloons and a bag of frozen peas :haha:
     
  16. 79Stomper

    79Stomper 1/2 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2004
    Posts:
    4,225
    Likes Received:
    19
    Location:
    Forest, VA

    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
  17. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO
    This has already been discussed 'fumes and a plan is in place that I am fine with.
     
  18. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2000
    Posts:
    38,584
    Likes Received:
    266
    Location:
    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Just so long as you don't get left holding the bag...:D
     
  19. scotto0609

    scotto0609 1/2 ton status Premium Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Posts:
    1,526
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    babylon,ny
    X2:ignore:
     
  20. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    Posts:
    5,312
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Junction, CO

    Ohhh, even the thought of anything touching "the Bag" makes me cringe right now.:haha:
     

Share This Page