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My wife's cut me down to once a week.

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by bigk, Sep 29, 2001.

  1. bigk

    bigk 1/2 ton status

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    My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    But she doesn't care if the neighbor goes wheeling two or three times a week. What's up with that?

    Karl
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  2. Pugsley

    Pugsley 1/2 ton status

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    After much careful scientific research, I have found the cure to this problem.....Pregnancy!! I am not only allowed, but actually encouraged to get the hell out of the house and let her spend some quality time with the hormones.

    <font color=red>** Warning: Pregnancy is not for everyone, if you are currently under the care of a physician for cardiac conditions, you should avoid Pregnancy. Unmarried men who use Pregnancy can wind up with severe financial difficulty. Some women using Pregnancy have developed breath that can knock a buzzard off a $hit wagon. Pregnancy may cause children. Consult with your doctor to find out if Pregnancy is right for you. </font color=red>

    Of the 5 toughest dogs in the neighborhood, my cat's ranked #3
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  3. J.R.

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BIG BLOCK MAN
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  4. BorregoK5

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    I just fell off my chair laughing! If this catches on, we'll be seeing quotes like "My 4x4 club has a pregnancy problem!"

    What, Me Worry?
    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.echobit.com:81/k5/> The 'BEFORE' pictures</a>
     
  5. Hossbaby50

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    I'm going to sound stupid, but what does LMAO mean?

    <P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Hossbaby50 on 09/29/01 10:39 PM.</FONT></P>
     
  6. dragricinMT

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    My wife takes the K5 out more than I do.
    WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!!!!!!

    78-K5 4"Lift 35"Tires 400SB TH350 NP205
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  7. sapper

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    LMAO laughed my a$$ off

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  8. Hossbaby50

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    Thank you for clearing that up.
     
  9. 1bad82k5

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    Jim, where are you in montana? Good to see a fellow montanan on the board. I have seen a couple others. For that matter, who all is from mt?

    eric

    Don't get me started, you know how i get.
     
  10. Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    yeah, the pregnancy thing works right up until you have the baby. then you're screwed. your fourwheeling fund will quickly be deminished by the purchase of diapers and formula, not to mention the horrific cost of daycare! then there's the whole spending time with you new child thing. you can't just strap him in the car seat and head down the trail- you know the whole head larger than the rest of his body thing. i now have three kids, which means i'm 3 times more likely to not get to go wheelin.

    seriously though, i love my kids. without them i'd have way too much time and money on my hands- now what fun would that be?!

    <font color=blue>"What does mine say?"
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  11. white_knight

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    Your title made me curious ;)

    As for Pugsley- You're freaking hilarious

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  12. dragricinMT

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    I am in Billings. Are you from Missoula or just there for school?

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  13. zakk

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    Re: My wife\'s cut me down to once a week.

    that warning might just be the funniest thing i have ever seen.. I would like permission to send it via e-mail to by buddies, i would just send a link but that information is just to valuable to leave to a link...please PM if this is ok.
    thanks

    -Zakk
    '77 K5 SB 400 TH350 NP203 p/t 6" Lift D60 14BFF 4.10's 36"Wrangler II's
     

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