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MY XMAS GIFT TO ALL OF YOU - PLEASE READ!!!!

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by Can Can, Dec 24, 2001.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    'Twas the night before Christmas
    I sat all alone
    The computer screen glowing
    with my second home.

    The children were sleeping
    all sound in their beds.
    The wife said "GET UP HERE!!!!!"
    "In a second....." I said[​IMG]

    I was reading the stories
    of boys and their trucks,
    of Jimmys and Blazers,
    of good and bad[​IMG] luck!!!

    When all of a sudden
    I heard a strange noise
    out in my garage
    where I keep all my toys(GULP!!!)

    I slipped on my runners
    and ran out the door
    towards the garage
    "Man, is my back SORE!!!!"

    I couldn't believe
    the sight that I saw-
    A huge lifted Blazer
    'bout 11 feet tall !!!

    The auto door opener
    was whining and creaking
    so to the window
    I started sneaking.

    I almost fell over
    when I peeked inside
    because there stood Santa
    "My God, that's his ride??!!!!"

    The joy that I felt
    when I saw what he brought
    made my heart pitter-patter
    and my eyes fill with dots.

    For on the garage floor
    he laid down so nicely
    an assortment of parts
    that were SO very pricey!!!!

    A 60, a Raptor,
    some very sweet springs,
    and a lovely door panel
    with almost no dings!!!

    His head swung around,
    and he looked in my eye
    and he ran to his Blazer
    without a goodbye......[​IMG]

    "On Octane, on Lift Kit,
    on Rancho, on Piston,
    on SparkPlug, on Crankshaft,
    on Swamper, on Igniton"

    I cried as he drove off
    'cuz the dust hurt my eyes[​IMG]
    "To all CK5ers
    keep the spirit ALIVE!!!"



    To all my Brothers and Sitsers at CK5.........

    <font color=red>MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font color=red>



    <font color=blue> NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER SURRENDER<font color=blue>
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Cool Paul...nothing better than a bit of CK5 poetry.[​IMG]
    Now step away from the eggnog, I think you've OD'd![​IMG]

    Rene

    <font color=green>Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!</font color=green>
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  3. 82GMC

    82GMC 1/2 ton status

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    Good one!![​IMG] Merry Christmas everyone[​IMG].

    I am the hunter Who live's in the darkness, And grows through your fears...... And you are the hunted.
     
  4. SlyDog

    SlyDog 1/2 ton status

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    AWESOME ! ! HoHoHO! !

    <font color=green>[​IMG]1977 K5 GETTIN IT AWN[​IMG]</font color=green>
    BUILT NOT BOUGHT
    <font color=red>MERRY CHRISTMAS</font color=red>
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Man, that was pretty cool!!! [​IMG]



    I'm not picking my nose...I'm just pointing at my brain!! [​IMG]

    <a target="_blank" href=http://coloradok5.com/gallery/thatK30guy>The K30 Collection</a>
     
  6. Pure Insanity

    Pure Insanity 1/2 ton status

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    Good one bud! I like that!

    If ya can't stop.......Smile as you go under! [​IMG]
    PIC of mine from flblazers site<a target="_blank" href=http://www.flblazer.alloffroad.com/photo3.html>
    GO</a>
     
  7. wakedog

    wakedog 1/2 ton status

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    That is a great one, i think im going to frame it and put on the wall!! I really like it!!

    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.bigredjimmy.iwarp.com>http://www.bigredjimmy.iwarp.com</a>
     
  8. Twiz

    Twiz 1/2 ton status

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    Bravo, good fellow
    I say with a cheer
    good post on-to you

    As I say, as to boast
    CK5er's creativity
    Is none second to most


    Cannmore, good one I like it!


    <font color=blue>Wow factors
    A SBC at 6,000 RPMs:
    2- The piston travels from O to 60 MPH to 0 in just .005 of a sec. and in just 7 inches.<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Twiztid on 12/25/01 09:11 AM.</FONT></P>
     
  9. SlyDog

    SlyDog 1/2 ton status

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    I thought you might be sendin free d60's to everyone .... [​IMG]

    <font color=green>[​IMG]1977 K5 GETTIN IT AWN[​IMG]</font color=green>
    BUILT NOT BOUGHT
    <font color=red>MERRY CHRISTMAS</font color=red>
     
  10. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    man. thats a gret poem. really good. lol. merry christmas to you too and all of ya'll. later.

    jacob

    what is that low rider doing under my k5?
    wow nice lil jap car. whats it good for?
     
  11. Ddragggon

    Ddragggon 1/2 ton status

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    I laughed out loud when I read that... especialy since thats what I got my friend nate for christmas... `a lovely door panel, without many dings' in this case, it was the 2 middle doors for his suburban. scored htem for a really good price from Mike over in phoenix.

    -Rich

    My truck isn't ugly, you have a skewed sense of beauty

    <font color=blue>2007 Ford XLS++ intrepid Ram Superduty 7000 R-type's suck</font color=blue>
     
  12. eds77k5

    eds77k5 1/2 ton status

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    quality work, merry christmas

    "growin old is not for sissies"
    77k5 400/350/np203/stock for now
     
  13. hammer

    hammer 1/2 ton status

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    <font color=red>merry</font color=red> <font color=green>christmas</font color=green> everybody

    <font color=red>Let me at it I can break it</font color=red>
     
  14. KRAZIE87K5

    KRAZIE87K5 1/2 ton status

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    Thats the best Canmore! [​IMG] It even got a giggle or two from the wife!!! Its rare that the wife finds this site very amusing - if you know what I mean!!! [​IMG]

    Great work man! <font color=green>Merry</font color=green> <font color=red>Christmas</font color=red>!!!

    <font color=red>GOT MUD???</font color=red>
    My license plate reads:<font color=blue> 8 YR SUV</font color=blue>
    454/TH400/NP205 - 14BFF/D60/w/ 4.10s - 36" TSLs
     
  15. Sparky87k5

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    Nice job on the poetry. I read it to my family and they all agreed, you're a real class act Paul. Wishing you and your family the Merriest of Christmas' and a very Happy New Year!

    87 K5, 427BBC,D60 & 14BFF, NV4500, NP208, TSM disc's,
     
  16. jimmyjack

    jimmyjack 1/2 ton status

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    That was VERY nice! Good work. Merry Christmas everyone!

    That jeep thing? Yah I understand it....... Like my Blazer? <a target="_blank" href=http://community.webshots.com/user/blazerk5>http://community.webshots.com/user/blazerk5</a>
    Jim
     
  17. Danno

    Danno 1/2 ton status

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    That was EXCELLENT! Thanks for writing that, it really made my morning!

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

    1984 K5 Blazer 4x4 Silverado
    6.2L diesel, 700R4, 3.42 gears, 31x10.5" tires
     
  18. zakk

    zakk 1/2 ton status

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    thank you Paul![​IMG]

    Merry Christmas to all my fellow CK5ers!

    -zakk

    '77 1-Ton K5

    [​IMG] CK5's MOAB 2002 OR BUST!! [​IMG]
     
  19. Mudfreak

    Mudfreak 1/2 ton status

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    That 's awsome! very, very cool.

    88 K5... work in progress
     
  20. White Knight

    White Knight 1/2 ton status

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    I agree with Rene step back from the rum/eggnog you've gone off the deep end....Great literary repose however! Merry CHRISTmas back at ya, I know what it is being in Canada you're snowed in 'til april and nothing to do right?

    Have a good one
    White Knight (in Texas where its nice)
     

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