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Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs

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  1. FL84K5

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    Nation\'s Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs

    NEW YORK—At a press conference Monday, representatives of the Association of American Dogs announced that the nation's canines are dangerously underpetted. "Every night, thousands of U.S. dogs go to bed without so much as a scritch behind the ears," AAD president Banjo said. "If this sort of neglect from our masters continues, it could lead to widespread jumping on the furniture." Upon his owner's arrival in the press-conference room, Banjo abruptly ended his speech, frantically barking, leaping, and rolling over on his back in an effort to communicate his need for a vigorous belly rub.
     
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    Re: Nation\'s Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs

    hmmmm.Now if only I knew how to scritch a dog.Is it something kinky? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Re: Nation\'s Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifYou come up with some wierd sh!t FL /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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