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Naughty Riddles

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jul 26, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A: A cherry float.

    Q:What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
    A: 1 US leader

    Q:What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    A: Beat it -- we're closed.

    Q:Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
    A:To find a tight seal.

    Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
    A:It is a sin to put it in,but it's a shame to pull it out.

    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A:68;at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q:Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
    A:She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,and moaning, "Lie o me!"

    Q:Why is air a lot like sex?
    A:Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    Q:What's another name for pickled bread?
    A:Dill-dough.

    Q:Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
    A:She's withholding evidence.

    Q:What's the difference between light and hard?
    A:You can sleep with a light on.

    Q:Why is sex like a bridge game?
    A:You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A:Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

    Q:What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A:Their balls are just for decoration.
     
  2. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    Q:What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A:Their balls are just for decoration

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    Hrm, I think that's changed...

    How do you get a nun pregnant?
    --Dress her up as an alterboy
     
  5. COCHEV

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    Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A:Jogging home from your own vasectomy.


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    Man, just walking down a set of stairs was painfull after i had mine. took it easy for a few days.
     
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    easy there fella... lets not speak too loudly of the snip-snip...

    Though I would like to say that its at least a consideration if for no other reason than never having to wear "protection" again... (I am married, same cereal every day)
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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