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Never Question a Drunk

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MNorby, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A woman was shopping at her local

    supermarket where she selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk,

    A carton of eggs,

    A quart of orange juice,

    A head of romaine lettuce,

    A 2 lb. bag of coffee,

    And 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
    out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
    front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
    the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
    intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She
    looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
    about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
    status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know
    what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. Confedneck79K30

    Confedneck79K30 3/4 ton status

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    bwahahahaha
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Had me fooled for a moment there. :haha:
     
  4. y5mgisi

    y5mgisi 1 ton status

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    The old bait and switch
     
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    now that is freakin funny...good stuff
     
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    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Buuurrrrrnnnn...:haha:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :bow: Gawd an original,,,, nice....;)
     
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    79k20350 3/4 ton status

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    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    OH MAN :haha: :haha: :haha: !!!

    THAT CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!!!
     

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