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NEVER SAY TO A COP

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, May 21, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    NEVER SAY TO A COP

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
     
  2. MOABDADC22

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    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


    [/ QUOTE ] I always get "You look like that guy from Me, Myself and Irene." Evidently I resemble Jim Carrey on the back of the DVD. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    5. Are You Andy or Barney?


    [/ QUOTE ] Get that ALL the time too. (I want to choke the piss out of the next person that thinks they are the first person to come up with a witty anecdote.) /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. balzackks84

    balzackks84 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I don't get the Andy or Barney thing /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif. Am I too young /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  4. kennyw

    kennyw N9PHW Premium Member

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    Think Mayberry...
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I don't get the Andy or Barney thing /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif. Am I too young /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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    Andy Griffith Show.....

    There's a deputy at work that a few times I've said "Deputy, please put down the Vehicle Code." /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  6. RingMaster4x4

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    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"



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    I like this two! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. landsmasher

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    What ever you do don't laugh when you find ouy that the deputy that is hauling you jail has the last name of DAWG. I couldn't believe it. Deputy Dawg. I'm sure he gets enough ribbing at the shop but I couldn't help but to chuckle. Needless to say he was not pleased... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  8. RingMaster4x4

    RingMaster4x4 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    That was not a good thing to do. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif but really what are the odds of that. I probley have done the samething.
     
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    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


    [/ QUOTE ] I always get "You look like that guy from Me, Myself and Irene." Evidently I resemble Jim Carrey on the back of the DVD. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    5. Are You Andy or Barney?


    [/ QUOTE ] Get that ALL the time too. (I want to choke the piss out of the next person that thinks they are the first person to come up with a witty anecdote.) /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    that's when you say "well, I was set up bck there at "Check Point Chicky" when you went by...'

    (from the episode where Barney gets the motorcycle) /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    5. Are You Andy or Barney?



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    Get that ALL the time too. (I want to choke the piss out of the next person that thinks they are the first person to come up with a witty anecdote.)



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    Some people are soo stupid.

    All they need to do is look at your name tag, Deputy Fife. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    <insert witty Barney Fife quote here>


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    Officer "you know why I pulled you over?"

    You (not me!!) "no crime to fight?"

    I am sure you will get his undivided attention at this point /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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