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Never Tell Her She Has A Big Butt!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 10, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the
    husband said...

    ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.''

    Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt.

    ''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.''

    The wife became mad and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.

    When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said,

    ''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?''

    The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

    ''What's the matter?'' he asked.

    She replied...

    ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill for one little old weenie, do you?''
     
  2. NoSmog73

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    Aw sheet ????? Damm that's mean ...LMAO...mike
     
  3. riz

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    <font color=blue> Turn about is fair play !
     
  4. fr8train

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    OK I did this one before............and I am pretty sure Donna has heard this one.

    Lauren and I went to Wally World. Mind you we just had the diet talk and she wanted me to help her shed a few pounds. I see one of those "buy two for $2 Cheetos" .....shes says oh baby get those. Naturally being a guy trying to look out for what she wants best I say ..." Baby my tummy and your butt cant handle it" ..... Man that didnt go over well. Now I didnt blacklisted from the bedroom but i did get the cold shoulder and tothis day I still cant live it down. In my defense, I was looking out for her goals. I guess I should have been watching my words too. Ehh, live and learn.
     
  5. Donna

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    YEP!!!! I have heard that one before!!!! But it is still pretty funny to read again
     
  6. ChevyHuny

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    LOL /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     

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