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New CEO,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Dallas Texas
    A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

    This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour

    of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was

    full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

    The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How

    much money do you make a week?"

    A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300

    a week. Why?"

    The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks'

    pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

    Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,

    "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

    >From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
  2. Leper

    Leper 1/2 ton status

    Feb 18, 2005
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    Dallas Baby!!!!
    noob manager bastage

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