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New form of Birth Control

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gauder, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. gauder

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    seing as how i hate kids with a passion and do not want any of my own... im down to try anything since i can not get a vassectomy. stupid doctors...

    USMC wont let me be on the new male pill and condoms suck. i use them.. but they suck. :mad:
    Grant
     
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    As long as it doesn't hurt too bad or cause any problems with... you know... then why not? :dunno:
     
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    since it just stuns them... what happens when you empty and make more, i dont think they'd be stunned also
     
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    kinky. :D Maybe if that battery powered one is out by christmas she can use it on the guy to make sure for herself. :rolleyes: Just becareful she don't turn the voltage up to high. :eek1: :eek1: :crazy:
     
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    That doctors freakin brilliant... I should have come up with that. I could make up some real technical sounding gibberish to get people to pay me for. No one says it has to work, right?
     
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    Sorry to pry, Grant, but could I ask why?:dunno:
     
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    That sounds enticing :D
     
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    You guys ever hear of a TENS unit?? TENS stands for Transcutaneous Electro Neuro Stimulation... I.E. Electric shock... The technology has been out for years in the Physical Therapy industry... now some jackass doctor just made electrodes that fit on your nuts. Big deal... my friends and I used to shock each other in odd places all the time (not the nuts) like our heads, jaws, arms on full power and of course the chest just to see if we could give each other heart attacks...

    On a side note, I think if I attached these electrodes to my nuts and turned up the Juice... I'd have a heart attack... maybe not... 9 volts isn't enough for that. =)
     
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    Watch "Jackass: The Movie", they shocked each other's nether regions with a TENS machine, and it hurt like hell.
     

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