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New girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hammermachine, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. hammermachine

    hammermachine 1/2 ton status

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    Smoking.....
     
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    I'd hit it.
     
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    Is that a belly button , or the hitting spot :eek1:
     
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    That is just wrong.:eek1:
     
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    At least I don't need lunch now...
     
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    I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
     
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    I can't tell if thats the Pilsburghy Doughboy's or the Michelin Man's mom. Maybe even Hey Koolaid's mom, too?
     
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    whatever that is hanging between her knees... its the nastiest thing I have EVER seen. :puke:

    j
     
  11. thatK30guy

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    Thats probably the worlds largest clit. :eek1:
     
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    I guy I know called that F.U.P, Fat Upper Pu$sy.:D
     
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    I dunno what y'all are complaining about. I'd pee in her butt.
     
  14. BoondocK5

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    The proper, anatomical term is peduncular. Ask any OBGYN doc sometime how often they have to lift those up, out the way in order to get to the birthing spot. YUK!
     
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    I don't know, that looks like a gut that lost the war with gravity to me. Whew, that's a whole lotta woman.

    John
     
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    Nope...It's a GUNT. 1/2 gut, and.........well you know the rest.
     
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    How does someone that big wipe there own a$$?
     
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    They don't.

    I would guess over time, the little **** and stuff dry and turn into crust and fall out (if they ever do) of the butt crack into the underwear (if they're wearing any).

    Speaking of obese people not being able to wipe, they put a whole new perspective to my thread I had going once: "why does poop make your butt itch?" :haha:
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Someone needs to chop the pic in this thread and the pic in the ttt thread :laugh:
     

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