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New Holiday (NOT FOR KIDS MAY HAVE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE TO SOME PEOPLE)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > Gentlemen (and select members of the fairer gender),
    > caring is what separates us from the animals. That,
    > and the use of napkins at dinner.
    >
    > I therefore nominate Mr. Woodman as 2003 poster boy
    > for the next Hallmark moment, as forwarded from our
    > fellow visionary Neil Wilson (and remember, I don't
    > write 'em, I just agree with 'em...):
    >
    >
    > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
    > your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering
    > her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other
    > baubles that women find romantic.
    >
    > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
    > There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
    > their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
    > whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
    > admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
    >
    > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
    >
    > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday
    > has been created so your ladies can have a day to show
    > your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
    > flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
    > holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
    >
    > That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
    > Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
    > men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February
    > to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
    > perpetual love machine.
    >
    > The word is already spreading, but as with any new
    > idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
    > rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
    > peace to this crazy world.
     
  2. balzackks84

    balzackks84 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That should be a national holiday so we dont have to work either.
     
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    jacob
     
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    Damn, my girl was a day early. :haha:
     
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    if you gave her a gift on 2-13, does that get you off the hook?
     
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    thats a whole buncha touche right there.

    well played brando
     
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    Good thought, looks like I'm headed back to Minneapolis.
     

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