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New Hurricane Warning

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, Oct 9, 2004.

  1. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States than we have experienced in four years. They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by getting behind a Bush.
     
  2. jjlaughner

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    [​IMG] post of a forward that hit my email tonight /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    is that a joke, or is it for real?
     
  4. jjlaughner

    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    Its a political joke! NOT REAL, althought there is a new Hurricane in the gulf moving toward the shores

    Here' another forward I got today, I dont know what is true/fact or what but it sounds weird!

    Presidential History

    Some presidential history. Look what happens when a President gets
    elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in
    increments of 20 years.

    1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
    1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
    1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
    1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
    1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
    1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
    1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
    1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
    2000: George W. Bush ????????????

    And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts
    to be the one elected in 2000.

    You might also be interested in this.

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was e lected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are
    composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
    warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
    theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    And here's the kicker...

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
  5. unclematty

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    entirely too much /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif goin on there! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif right on!
     
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    i8yrsuv 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Its a political joke! NOT REAL, althought there is a new Hurricane in the gulf moving toward the shores

    Here' another forward I got today, I dont know what is true/fact or what but it sounds weird!

    Presidential History

    Some presidential history. Look what happens when a President gets
    elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in
    increments of 20 years.

    1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
    1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
    1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
    1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
    1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
    1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
    1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
    1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)
    2000: George W. Bush ????????????

    And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts
    to be the one elected in 2000.

    You might also be interested in this.

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was e lected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are
    composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
    warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
    theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    And here's the kicker...

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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    Lincons' family reltives live some where in the uk ... they are of coarse after him ...
     

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