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New Lexus

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    New Lexus
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    >A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
    >complaining
    >that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
    >explained that the radio was voice activated.
    >"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
    >The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    >"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
    >speakers.
    >The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
    >she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
    >said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
    >One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but
    >she swerved in time to avoid them.
    >"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
    >The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
    >Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    woah that would be a hi-tech radio /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif


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  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    Man I hope that lady is ok, traffic accidents are scary!
     
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    lmao /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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