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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. TopOff

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    Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
    vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some
    wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are
    freezing!"

    She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will
    warm them up."

    He does and that warms him up.

    After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes
    back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"

    She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm
    them up."

    He does, and again that warms him up.

    After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the
    night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are
    really freezing!"

    She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your
    ears ever get cold?"
     
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