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New Medicines for women

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jun 19, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    New Medicines for women:

    Damitol:
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

    St. Moms Wort:
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

    Empty Nestrogen:
    Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

    Peptobimbo:
    Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting abilities.

    Dumerol:
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

    Flipitor:
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    Antiboyotics:
    When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

    Menicillin:
    Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

    Buyagra:
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

    Extra Strength Buy-One-all:
    When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

    JackAsspirin:
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

    Antitalksident:
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

    Sexcedrin:
    More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

    Ragamat:
    When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
     
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    Peptobimbo:
    Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting abilities.


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    now this is something scientists should really be workin on.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    j
     
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    Peptobimbo:
    Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting abilities.


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    now this is something scientists should really be workin on.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    j


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    they already have that, its called "beer"
     

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