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New Retirement Plan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurbLover, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

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    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice ! is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
     
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    REPOST but funny /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  3. BurbLover

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    Sorry bout that. Should I delete it? /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
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    Sorry bout that. Should I delete it? /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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    Heck no......it was the first time I saw it! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
  5. gjk5

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    Too bad you can't recycle vodka bottles for cash, I'd be retired already. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    LOL thats funny~! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  7. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    if you invested $5 in a financial magazine you'd be smart enough to know that you shouldn't buy individual stocks for retirement... thats what mutual funds are for.

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    I like! I've also never seen it, so thanks for makin' me laugh!
     

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