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New Rooster

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 26, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Salem, Or.
    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
    chicken coop.
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    > The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, " OK old fart,
    time for you to retire."
    >
    > The old rooster replies, " Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
    chickens? Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
    old hens over in
    > the corner?
    >
    > The young rooster says, " Beat it : You are washed up and I am taking
    over."
    >
    > The old rooster says, " I tell you what young stud, I will race you
    around the farmhouse, whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
    chicken coop."
    >
    > The young rooster laughs," You know you don't stand a chance old man. So,
    just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
    >
    > The old rooster takes off running, about 15 seconds later the young
    rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
    farmhouse and the young
    > rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old
    rooster and gaining fast.
    >
    > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
    when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
    blows the young
    > rooster to bits.
    >
    > The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, " Da_____... third gay rooster
    I bought this month."
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    > Moral of this story...... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
    treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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  3. clubba68

    clubba68 1/2 ton status

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  4. Tweetysuarus

    Tweetysuarus 1/2 ton status

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    Thats hella funny! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Give to the old farts! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
    Bill
     

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