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Newspaper Ad's... (perty funny)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Mar 3, 2002.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Newspaper Ad\'s... (perty funny)

    Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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    FREE PUPPIES 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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    FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG
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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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    NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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    HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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    GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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    NICE PARACHUTE NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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    TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
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    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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    OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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    (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.


    Those are pretty good... One of my favorite typos in the paper here was for a house with a "big dick for fun day or night" /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: Newspaper Ad\'s... (perty funny)

    rotflmao /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

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    Re: Newspaper Ad\'s... (perty funny)

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.

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    LOL...that's what I'm talking about! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  4. delta9blazer

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    Re: Newspaper Ad\'s... (perty funny)

    .....also 1 gay bull

    bwaaahaaahaaa!!!!!
     

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