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Nick the Dragon Slayer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 15, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official
    at the King's court.
    He had along-standing obsession to nuzzle
    the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
    would be death.
    One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
    Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
    that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
    his desire, but it would cost him
    1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Horatio the
    Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins
    forthe chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured
    a little bit into the Queen's massive brassiere while she was taking a bath.
    Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced
    and grew

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
    Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
    if applied for four hours,
    would cure this type of itch,
    and that tests had shown that only the saliva
    of Nick the Dragon Slayer had present
    the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
    then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
    which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
    worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved,
    and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
    satisfied and as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
    Physician demanding his payment of
    1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
    now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared
    less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter
    to the King he shooed him away with no payment made.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
    itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned
    Nick the Dragon Slayer...

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

    Mar 23, 2001
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    Northern Virginia
    Thats just plain wrong.......Funny as crap....but wrong /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!

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