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No bull (joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding
    bulls.
    They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
    mated 50 times last year."

    The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last
    year."

    They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
    "This bull mated 120 times last year."

    The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could
    learn a lot from him."

    They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This
    bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
    learn something from this one."

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the
    same cow."

    The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he
    should make a full recovery.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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