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No espeakah english

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by santana, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. santana

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    No espeakah de engleesh


    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
    animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
    is galvanized when
    she hears one of them say the following:

    Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more.
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time."


    "You foul-mo uthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our!
    sex lives"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
    I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    $5 more for ya
     
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    Ya got me :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

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    me too thats agood one.
     
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    cash or cheque?
     
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