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No Mom, that's not a penis pump, it's a BOMB!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MTMike, Aug 24, 2006.

  1. MTMike

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    The Associated Press
    Thursday, August 24, 2006; 4:42 PM

    CHICAGO -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

    Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

    When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

    He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

    He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

    Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/24/AR2006082400708.html
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    How embarrassing.
     
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    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Which part , the pump , or the living with Mommy :haha:
     
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    fock off. its cheap. :mad: :D
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    that's funny... I'm not ashamed to tell my mom. She once asked me what I bought at the store one night, and I showed her the receipt. box of condoms, lube, and some strawberries
     
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    No whipped cream? :doah:
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Parents allready had some why buy
     
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    you were going to do what with your parents??
     
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    Poor bastard... He thought it would be embarrassing for his mom to know... I wonder how he feels now that his mom, friends, family, and complete strangers all over the world know :haha: :haha: :doah: :doah: :doah:
     
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    You sir are retarded!!!! I was going to have some fun with the chic I was dating at the time.
     
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    I think I would have gone with bong rather than bomb.
     

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