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Norwegian Guide to Computer Lingo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Don, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Don

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    Log On- Making da Vood Stove Hotter
    Log Off- Don't Add Vood to da Stove
    Monitor- Keep an Eye on da Vood Stove
    Megahertz- Vhen a big Log drop's on ya bare Foot in da Mornin
    Floppy Disc-Vhat You get from carryin too much Vood
    Ram- Da Hydraulic thing dat makes da Voodsplitter work
    Hard Drive- Getting Home during most of the vinter
    Prompt- Vat Ya vish da mail was during da Shnow season
    Enter- Come on in, Do ya vant some Coffee?
    Windows- Vhat ya shut vhen it get's 10 below
    Screen- Vhat is a must during black Fly ans Mosquito season
    Chip- Vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game
    Microchip- Vhat's left in da Bag vhen da chips are gone
    Modem- Vhat you did to da hay fields last Yuly
    Dot Matrix- Binaar Matrix's Vife
    Laptop- Vher da Grandkids Sit
    Keyboard- Vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Misses can find em
    Software- Da plastic picnic utensils
    Mouse- Vhat leafs them little turds in da cupboard
    Mainframe- Da part of da house dat holds up da roof
    Port- Vher da commercial fishin boat docks in Dulut
    Random Access Memory- Vhen ya can't remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle {or snowmobile} vhen da vife asks about dem /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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