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NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 8, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
    really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
    work."

    The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
    like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
    everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
    great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
     
  2. GMCLegacy

    GMCLegacy 1/2 ton status

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    ah...you fix car?
     
  3. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    LMAO!
     

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