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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    1. Q--What should you do if your ex-husband is rolling around in pain on the
    ground?
    A--Shoot him again

    2. Q--Why do little boys whine?
    A--They're practicing to be men.

    3. Q--How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A--One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
    around him.
    Or, alternate answer:
    Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
    about the screwing part.

    4. Q--What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A--Trustworthy.

    5. Q--What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
    calling your name?
    A--You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

    6. Q--Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
    A--Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

    7. Q--What's the best way to kill a man?
    A--Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of Him and ask him to choose
    just one.

    8. Q--What do men and pantyhose have in common?
    A--They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

    9. Q--Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
    A--Because it helps them remember which end to wipe.

    10.Q--What is the difference between men and women?
    A--A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
    A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

    11.Q--How does a man keep his youth?
    A--By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

    12.Q--How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A--Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals." /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif /forums/images/icons/mad.gif
     
  2. Djroffroad

    Djroffroad 1/2 ton status

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    I like 3, 10, & 12
     
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    I miss my Ex, but my aim is improving
     
  4. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    Those are pretty good.
     

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