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Now let us bow our heads in prayer for Bubba Ray

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Nov 2, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Our Lord which thou art in heaven, please be with ole Bubba Ray this glorious evening as he is going above and beyond; possibly missing the festivities of the chat room to attend an event with the Mrs. Now Lord, this is not just any event, but it is an event that will subject ole Bubba Ray to the discertations of life in the great 1970s and pictures of the "van." Oh Lord, even ole Bubba Ray admits that even with the free beer and food, that this will be a trying time for him as he is wisked away from the comforts of his double wide. So Lord, please be with ole Bubba Ray and see to his safe return. In your name we pray, Amen.
     
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    Amen to that.
    I think you should tell your wife that there are priorities in life, and nothing comes before this site. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif oh no! what event are you partaking in? and at least God has given you the grace of free beer and food, so my child the Lord is watching out for you, so go and partake in a beer in the Lords name! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif AMEN! may God be with you at this event in your life! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I am going to a surprise birthday party for her boss's husband.
    Now so far, this thing has everything going against it my mind.
    We will have suck music. Food prepared by an aspiring chef. Now don't get me wrong, I like good food but I really have something against having a dish called "Cremeof my butt stank" that looks like something Martha Stewart would spend 15 minutes on it just to make sure the stuff was "presented well." Heck, it don't matter to Bubba Ray what darn side the dang little green leaf is on. If you've ever seen some of the military T-Rats, that stuff looks like a dawg puked it back up. Give me a couple frozen corndogs and chips, I'm all good.

    And as for the people, the hubby is cool, the boss is a bitch and there is absolutely no common ground between us; well maybe after the first words about how great the Fresno State football team is, I'll remind them who's El Numero Uno to shut them up. And I think my wife and me are gonna be the only ones in our age group there. Now I must admit the pictures of the shaggin wagon will be cool; it's kind of like looking at porn without seeing nudity.

    And I'm stuck going because of this, I wasn't allowed to go to the beach with the boys and it wouldn't be right to sit at home causing chaos and mayhem on here and she goes to the party by herself. Wait a second, am I whining about having to do the right thing? Oh no, I think I must go wrench and watch football to get myself right. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif i just hate parties like that! to stuffy! give me a good ol' barbecue and a baseball game or hockey and a bottle of boones and i am good to go! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif hubby always cracks up when we go to his company parties they are real stuffy to with dishes you can't even pronounce there names and i always want to bring a nice bottle of strawberry hill bonnes wine! $1.65! just can't take the country girl out of me, you can dress me up but you can't take me out! my thoughts and prayers will be with you! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif make sure your tie is straight!LOL!

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  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    strawberry hill bonnes wine! $1.65!

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    Boone's Farm ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Drank nearly a bottle of Strawberry Hill once myself and made my friends stop the car so as I could take my coat off and lay in the snowbank. Man was it hot in there. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Try to have some fun Boudreaux. It will be over before ya know it. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    Man was it hot in there.
    Try to have some fun Boudreaux. It will be over before ya know it.

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    Hot in a snowbank, please maam, we do not need to read about overactive nymphomaniacal aggressions in here, it's a family eniviroment.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Geez, hot in a snow bank....Woo, that's scarier than having Hillary showing up for dinner...............
     
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    Only you, Boudreaux, could extract that out of what I said.
    I meant the wine was warming me up too much and the snow felt cool and that is it. Get your mind out of the gutter for gosh sake.
     
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    boones is the best! that stuff rocks! strawberry hill is my favorite! i will take boones over any of that expensive crap that stuff taste terrible.


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    Don't let 'em get to ya Bubba. You know as well as I do it starts off with a little something here and a little something there, the next thing you know the old lady and that she coon boss of hers is going to have you going to ballet. Where those guys don't where no britches, gallavanting around in long undies all night. Don't let her whoop ya. Stand your ground man, don't forget to tell them prune pickers whos #1, and if it gets to deep call me and I will be on my way.
     
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    I survived, barely......

    I've got to say this, y'all women are the she devil and unless you were in chat last night or seen some of my other posts, I ain't saying anything.
     
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    Well, I found out last night the fastest way to screw up totally good food. Open up a bottle of wine.....That stuff had the over power odor of grape, I thought the meat had been basted in the stuff. Then I say some airheaded goof doing the swishing thing with the wine, oh my, I tell ya what..........

    All I can say is VIVA LA CORONA!!!!!
     

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